
Murphy’s Law — Whatever can go wrong, will.
Finagle’s Law — The universe tends toward maximum perversity.
Law of Least Action — The universe is a lazy skinflint, except when it’s coming down on you.
The Law of the Tanj — There Ain’t No Justice.*
* Or does the double negative imply that there is justice? This is a major point of contention between synods.
–Yip
