Catnip…
is a gateway drug to
Good morning, Twitter. I come to you today to discuss a serious scourge sweeping our nation: Feline shoe huffing. Once fringe, this frightening addiction is now growing out of control. Please, speak to your cats about the dangers of shoe huffing. It only takes one shoe, one time. pic.twitter.com/vjU6xirJVt
— John Scalzi (@scalzi) April 15, 2020